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2 INSULTING TALKING POLLY PARROT KEYCHAIN joke bird gag

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Price:
US $10.88
Approximately AU $11.69(including postage)
 
34 watchers
 
Experienced seller
30-day returns
150 sold
Postage:
US $8.98 (approx. AU $9.65) USPS First Class Mail Intl / First Class Package Intl Service | See details
 
Item location:
Massapequa, New York, United States
 
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Worldwide
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International shipping and import charges paid to Pitney Bowes Inc. Learn More- opens in a new window or tab
Returns:
30 day money back or replacement, buyer pays return postage See details
eBay item number:
370248356910
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Last updated on  19 Jun, 2014 08:17:15 AEST  View all revisions

Item specifics

Seller Notes: Brand New
Subject:

novelty

Subject Area:

Pranks, Jokes

Weirdness:

Really Weird, unique, Unusual

2 INSULTING TALKING POLLY PARROT KEYCHAIN joke bird gag


 

"Our prices are SILLY LOW!"


Listing is for a set of  2 TOTAL  Polly key-chains. Swearing insulting parrot... He's vulgar, rude and insensitive!! Each stands 4 inches tall and is on a key-chain. Just leave Polly hanging on your keys and when you press his stomach he will scream profanities and rude comments. This bird is LOUD and CLEAR in sound! You truly have to experience the rude crude comments yourself. It will leave you with your jaw dropped open.

It is AMAZING! These are not cheaply made~! Batteries all are included for each unit. These are TOP in quality. Each comes brand new & factory sealed.
 

Some sayings by our naughty Parrot!!

 

Polly wants a f@*#ing cracker, give Polly a f**#ing cracker now!

Hey you! Go F@## yourself!!

Whose a pretty Polly, whose a pretty Polly, not you lard ass!

( Polly bird whistles )*Hey baby~ Show us your t##@! ( another whistle )

 

2 POLLY PARROT KEY CHAINS ARE:
  • ALL BRAND NEW!
  • FACTORY SEALED!
  • COMES WITH BATTERIES!

U.S. SHIPPING IS FREE

INTERNATIONAL rates see shipping section of listing, We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate

 

Wholesale Bonus offer: For every 5 orders of 2 Polly Key Chains purchased I will add inside 2 Polly Key Chains FREE~!

 

Buy 5 orders of 2 Polly Key Chains get 2 Polly Key Chains FREE
Buy 10 orders of 2 Polly Key Chains get 4 Polly Key Chains FREE
Buy 15 orders of 2 Polly Key Chains get 6 Polly Key Chains FREE

etc..

enlightenedFAQ: Bonus offer info:

Can not be combined with any other eBay items
Must meet the minimum quantity listed
Bonus offer qualifies for ALL countries
A GREAT way to lower your cost per unit when you factor in the free goods value
Just order as normal, No need to remind us as we will know to add free goods inside

 

    

 

Check out our eBay store as we sell hundreds of funny items sold at silly low pricessmiley

 

Why shop with Save A Buck Enterprises ?

Ever order something online and just get horrible service? Makes yah kind of mad and say why did I ever order with them? crying

Well I have been there myself and it is never pleasant. Our goal is to never make you feel this way. When you shop with us we treat you as how we would want to be treated when ordering items online. What does this mean for you?enlightened

  • You get accurate listings yes
  • We leave you feedback first yes
  • Always one business day shipping yes
  • Shipping upgrade options yes
  • Free or low cost shipping rates yes
  • Free bonus good offers yes
  • Return Policy yes
  • Fast customer service yes
  • Silly low prices yes

We are a family owned business and our number one goal is to serve you with the best possible service and value. We are always here for you with any questions or concerns before, during, and after your order. Please see our proven high feedback rating to show that we do what we say.

Thank you for looking and we look forward to possibly doing business with you now and for the future smiley

Warm Regards,

Sean Arnold / Owner cool

Jennifer Arnold / Account Manager ( my lovely wife ) heart

Mickey Arnold ( our 8 pound dog :) devil




 


 


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Item location: Massapequa, New York, United States
Posting to: Worldwide
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Seller charges sales tax for items sent to: NY*(8.625%).
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30 days after the buyer receives it
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Return policy details
Although returns are extremely rare, In the event that your merchandise is defective or damaged in transit when received we will gladly replace or send a full refund when sent back. Customer is fully responsible for all shipping costs sent back to us. We can not make any exceptions for this please as we must go through the stated return policy listed on eBay for buyer and seller protection. Item must be sent back in the original packaging just as it came to you when received. Once item is received, we then send off the replacement and cover all shipping costs back to you on our end. We ask for your understanding as returns can be very frustrating and unwanted for both parties. Having you unhappy is never our goal and we will always do our very best to quickly resolve. All we ask that if you do order with us, that this stated return policy is fully honored by you when ordering and we will promise to fully honor our end as well. Thank you so much and we look forward to doing business with you

Refunds by law: In Australia, consumers have a legal right to obtain a refund from a business for goods purchased if the goods are faulty, not fit for purpose or don't match description. More information at returns - opens in a new window or tab.

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