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Details about  Cover for medium sized 4x4s or SUVs (Eg Toyota Prado)

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Cover for medium sized 4x4s or SUVs (Eg Toyota Prado)
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New: Never Used
26 Aug, 2014 14:51:25 AEST
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AU $27.50
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Item location:
St Kilda, Victoria, Australia


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New: Never Used: A new, unused item with absolutely no signs of wear. The item may be missing the original packaging, ... Read moreabout the condition
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This car cover for a medium sized 4x4 was originally owned by Winston Churchill and was said to be the inspiration for his 'few' speech. It landed at D-day and singlehandedly destroyed 20 German bunkers. After being cited for bravery 'above and beyond what is expected of a car cover', it become disillusioned with war. Eventually in a soft focus moment, it threw it's medals into the sea and swore a life devoted to servitude and the happiness of others. It then won the Fields medal for science and was a core part of the mission to Jupiter which you've never heard of as it remains classified.*

*This may be complete lies.

In truth it was bought for a Toyota Prado. Not to protect the car as such, but just so that our neighbours wouldn't see that our totally badass 4x4 is actually purple. It was purchased by my ex girlfriend, but unlike her, it isn't completely mental and pathologically unreasonable. As far as I can remember it has never been used. It was bought to cover the car while we were supposed to be away for a few months, but like so many other things she promised, the trip never happened. Tragically, she ended up being killed by a panther. All proceeds from the sale will go to panther breeding programs worldwide, to allow more meek, pathetic individuals like myself to escape onerous and emotionally destructive relationships without the whole 'we need to talk' talk.**

Support an increased panther kill rate, buy this car cover.

Local pick up, as i guess posting it would be pretty expensive. I live in St Kilda, but work in Barwon Heads, so whichever of those is more convenient for you is easy for me.

Thanks and watch out for panthers.

No reserve.  

** This is also a lie. I expect I'll spend the $20 I get for this on something meaningless and trivial.

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