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28 May, 2013 10:05:47 AEST
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kellyville, New South Wales, Australia
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LPG AND PEDDLE POWER
So i got stuffed around by "Brockstar" Thanks Princess
Hello, Today i'm selling my Holden HQ panel van, it's a super rare panno, as rare as hens teeth but not as rare as rocking horse shit. I mean this thing is worth thousands and thousands of dollars but i'm willing to part with this chick magnet for an insanely low price.
The precision paint work was done by myself, many many hours of hard work went into getting the various shades right. But this paint is emaculate, i mean it looks fukking brilliant. It's not easy creating perfection like this, i'd know.
Comes with a super awesome "rare" bonnet scoop, also provided in this auction will be 4 massively wide 14X7 mags....yes thats right i said 4, one on each corner of the van. This van even has a one of a kind tailgate, this thing is one piece, never will you see something like that ever. I've never seen anything like it before. Has a dark tinted rear window so when your shaggin, people cant see you, and if you want them to watch just open it up. Thats right you would do that.
Also has a really expensive one of a kind sound system that plays radio and wait for it........cd's, I know right, I couldn't believe it but its true. Might keep that sound system.
The motor is, a not so healthy, dirty, oily, noisy 253 V8 backed by the greatest and strongest auto box of all time "the traumatic"
No power steering in this beast coz i'm not a weak poof ok.
LPG is out dated but is cheap to run, so you can spend extra dollars on your lovely date "NOT" maybe if she puts out ay. Bucket seats a really comfortable sometimes, but not in summer, nothing worse than burning your arse on some hot vinyl.....Or is there? Wait....Yep just thought of a bunch of things much worse.
This beast also comes with a special certificate from the HWY PIGGAS, they love this beast so much they gave it a special merit pink sticker for the window, how fukking cool is that? How many people could say they have one? Thats how cool I am. Now for the winning bidder I will provide this paper work and throw in some rust around the front window FREE. Unfortunately I don't have a lot of this on me so I cant provide rust for the other necessary panels on the van, Sorry.
One flux capacitor "not tested" van may not reach the required 88MPH but the flux capacitor is powered by hopes and dreams. Other free stuff included is some loose change under the seat if any and ill even throw in some tins of Spaggetti or baked beans, which ever you prefer. This, of course is for when your missus, if she wears the pants in the relationship she's gonna kick you out so you will be camping in the van.
Also the well used mattress in the back, man this is a chick magnet constantly banging chicks in it. This van will get you laid I promise, well it should help.....Maybe....It helped me out and i'm a butt ugly dwarf, honest.
This super rare one of a kind panel van would make a great first car or help with a first root. Now I must warn you this chick magnet beast has the ability to lower property values so do your self a favour, buy it, park it your drive way and piss off everyone in your street. For the young fellas pick up your girlfriend or someone else's girlfriend in this beast, the fathers will love you for it.
Strictly no test drives, but you are more than welcome to sit in it and make loud engine noises. If this extremely rare shaggin wagon doesn't sell for this insanely low price ill keep it. I don't need to sell it, but if you want to buy it, do it.
Because you know you want it, go on hit buy it now, right now....After you've finished reading this.
Strictly cash on pick up only within 7 days of auction ending, prefer the cash in mostly $50 and will take some $20, please no loose change or them dirty purple or blue notes and bring a trailer for the van.
Van located Bershire Park NSW 2765
Now click on Buy It Now
On 10-Apr-13 at 00:31:22 AEST, seller added the following information:
I reserve the right to end this auction at any time because i feel like it, advertised at my local on a notice board and at my house with some cardboard on the window, cheers big ears
On 10-Apr-13 at 10:39:02 AEST, seller added the following information:
So I found out that the Buy It Now option disappears once a bid has been made, I was thinking $125,000 is a fair price. So fellas ignore that and type in $125,000 and BID. I'm being serious here BID. It's worth it.
Found a shopping list and half a GTS spoiler that comes with this once in a life time offer
ok theres no rego needs a blue slip and runs on straight gas, not combined gas and peddle power. And i dont think it will boost your popularity with the chick, but will make you popular with the cops........Is this fine print too small you think?
On 12-Apr-13 at 13:36:16 AEST, seller added the following information:
I'm having problems at the moment with ebay not letting me upload the other photos of the van, but hopefully they will be up soon
On 13-Apr-13 at 13:12:18 AEST, seller added the following information:
HQ 80170 Trim 1821321A Paint 566-13134 80170QJ328851
On 15-Apr-13 at 21:38:52 AEST, seller added the following information:
Bad news people. So I travelled to the future to see how much my van sold for but ended up travelling too far. Turns out I'm rich, possibly from the sale of the van or maybe it's this lotto ticket i haven't checked yet. Either way upon re-entry to today the flux capacitor shit itself and is fried. I will repair the flux capacitor, travel back to yesterday drop off necessary parts to avoid this dilemma. May the force be with you
On 22-May-13 at 11:04:23 AEST, seller added the following information:
Winning bidder to contact me within 3 days of auction ending. Payment and pick-up with 7 days, no if's or buts. And a steak dinner with some beer would be nice