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Genre: Comedy
Release Year: 2004 Record Label: EMI Music Distribution
UPC: 724387547728

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Album Features
Artist:Rodney Rude
Release Year:2004
Record Label:EMI Music Distribution

Track Listing
1. Rude's Uncanny Insight into Mars and Venus
2. Blokes Who Want to Become Eunuchs or Pitiful Attempt by Rude to Get Lad
3. Marcia Hines' T**
4. Rude Wears Jodhpurs with Padded Arse Sewn In
5. Albino Indian's Red Dot Becomes Japanese Flag
6. Humidity in Rude's Arse Crack Identical to India's Climate
7. Rude's Greek Mate Is a Necrophiliac
8. Siamese Twin's Nose Joined to His Brother's Butt Hole
9. Heckler Carves Veins in Cucumber
10. Pavarotti Breaks Toilet
11. Rude Annihilates Pommie Heckler
12. Rude Does Embuggerment Joke Disguised as an Insult
13. Rude Plays the Mouth Trumpet (Musical)
14. Rude Blows Fart Through Plastic Tube in Taxi
15. Rude Accuses McDonalds of Using Undersized Chip Scoop, Then Challenges
16. Hopoate Fingers Rude
17. Rude Heckles a Hunchback
18. Rude Starts to Resemble a Fruit Bat from Raiding Too Many Orchards (Mus
19. Bonus Answer Machine Messages Introduced by Rude
20. Answer Machine Message: Uncle Jack off on Train
21. Answer Machine Message: Ounce of Parsley
22. Answer Machine Message: Queer Eye Gives Polish
23. Answer Machine Message: Greenies and Chain Saws
24. Answer Machine Message: Kim Beazley's Air Force Jumpsuit
25. Answer Machine Message: Fido
26. Answer Machine Message: Boss Has Sex with Stubby Holder
27. Answer Machine Message: Baldy Feral Buys Bob Marley Wig
28. Answer Machine Message: Mr & Mrs F*********
29. Answer Machine Message: Helmet in Lady's Duffel Bag
30. Answer Machine Message: Davey Crockett Hat for Mask
31. Answer Machine Message: Rodney Treblecock
32. Answer Machine Message: Long Winded Convoluted Message
33. Answer Machine Message: Goo on Pelvic Bone
34. Answer Machine Message: Erect Windsock
35. Answer Machine Message: Talcum Powder in Aerobic Suit
36. Answer Machine Message: Boris Becker's Ginger Nuts (Musical)

Distributor:Phantom Import Distributi
Recording Type:Studio
Recording Mode:Stereo
SPAR Code:n/a

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Type: CD
Artist: Rodney Rude
Genre: Comedy
Number of Discs: 1
Release Date: 19/07/2004

Item Description

1. Rude’s uncanny insight into Mars and Venus
2. Blokes who want to become eunuchs Or Pitiful attempt by Rude to get lady’s underpants
3. Marcia Hines’ Tit
4. Rude wears jodhpurs with padded arse sewn in
5. Albino Indian’s red dot becomes Japanese flag
6. Humidity in Rude’s arse crack identical to India’s climate
7. Rude’s Greek mate is a necrophiliac
8. Siamese twin’s nose joined to his brother’s butt hole
9. Heckler carves veins in cucumber
10. Pavarotti breaks toilet
11. Rude annihilates Pommie heckler
12. Rude does embuggerment joke disguised as an insult
13. Rude plays the mouth trumpet (musical)
14. Rude blows fart through plastic tube in taxi
15. Rude accuses McDonalds of using undersized chip scoop, then challenges them to use his huge scoop: Rude leaves wearing his scoop for an Olympic bicycle rider’s helmet
16. Hopoate fingers Rude
17. Rude heckles a hunchback
18. Rude starts to resemble a fruit bat from raiding too many orchards (musical)
19. Bonus answer machine messages introduced by Rude
20. Answer machine message - Uncle Jack off on train
21. Answer machine message - Ounce of Parsley
22. Answer machine message - Queer eye gives polish
23. Answer machine message - Greenies and chain saws
24. Answer machine message - Kim Beazley’s air force jumpsuit
25. Answer machine message - Fido
26. Answer machine message - Boss has sex with stubby holder
27. Answer machine message - Baldy feral buys Bob Marley wig
28. Answer machine message - Mr & Mrs Fucknuckle
29. Answer machine message - Helmet in lady’s duffel bag
30. Answer machine message - Davey Crockett hat for mask
31. Answer machine message - Rodney Treblecock
32. Answer machine message - Long winded convoluted message
33. Answer machine message - Goo on pelvic bone
34. Answer machine message - Erect windsock
35. Answer machine message - Talcum powder in aerobic suit
36. Answer machine message - Boris Becker’s ginger nuts (musical)

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