Gi Balloni and Ricky Rye are NYPD detectives; and they're as dirty as it gets. These guys will do just about anything for a laugh and a quick buck including doing 'side work' for Gi's uncle Tony Rizzoli, a mob captain for the Cavetti crime family. Join Gi and Ricky in this satirical tongue-in-cheek mob-cop spoof as they spend their time creatively avoiding doing any actual police work while breaking every law imaginable including committing murder to suit the needs of the mob and lining their own pockets in the process. If you're looking to read the literary masterpiece of our time this aint it. But if you want to laugh your ass off and have a smile on your face when you're done reading a book you came to the right place. Whaddeva!