If you think children are precious little swflakes who are perfect in every way, think again. If you cherish every piece of art, every book report, every letter to Santa your child gives you, then this book is t for you. If your refrigerator is adorned with mementos from your kid's childhood, then you are a sucker. Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his popular site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com since 1996, can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids-and, he is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Marvel as Maddox deconstructs an eight-year-old's crayon-drawn family portrait! Laugh uproariously as he judges sub-par Valentines, homemade gifts, and other areas of elementary-aged underperformance! Why reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars? You are in Maddox's world w, and child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the world's foremost authority on children's crappy artwork.
Maddox has been writing hilarious essays for his site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com since 1996. Through word-of-mouth alone, it has become one of the most popular personal sites on the Internet, with more than 50,000 unique visitors per day. In 2006, he published his first book, The Alphabet of Manliness, and its explosive success prompted the New York Times to coin a new phrase to describe its genre: fratire. Maddox has also published a comic book based on his site and he has a YouTube channel called The Best Show in the Universe, featuring clips viewed by more than 3 million fans.