This book takes over two dozen of our most beloved Christmas carols and shreds them limb from limb, rewriting them from a zombie's point-of-view. Tiny tots' eyes are longer aglow - they're in a bowl. And Mommy's t kissing Santa under the mistletoe - she's chewing his face. Nobody - t Rudolph, Old Saint Nick, or even those three Wise Guys who traveled afar - is spared when the undead come kcking.
Michael P. Spradlin is the author of the New York Times bestseller It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies!, Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime, and Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill, as well as several children's picture books, the novels and manga volumes in the Spy Goddess series, and the Youngest Templar novels. He lives in Michigan with his family.