An awesome way to punish the idiots who ruin love and romance! These imitation parking tickets, printed on realistic cardstock feature humorous takes on common love transgressions. Pages are perforated for easy removal Did he fall asleep after sex? Hand him a citation! Did she steal all the covers last night? It's gonna cost her! There's a ticket for every offense: Moral Bankruptcy, Bedroom Misdemears, Dating Disasters, Valentines Screw ups, and more! Each ticket includes fines, penalties, and appropriate insults, and can even be mailed if you're in a long-distance relationship. It gets the point across in a way that's funny, direct, and unforgettable.