Sex, heresy, and treason abound as Polycorpus Singularia Plumber, a girl made from pieces in the back rooms of the British Museum, is pressured by her maker into a potentially lethal marriage to a duke. What is poor Polly to do when thing in her life is what it appears to be, t even herself?
Weyodi Squid doesn't like to brag but she once knocked Ernest Hemmingway unconscious in a bare knuckle fist fight. She has also been banned from the state of Indiana. Over the years she has developed a finely honed ability to trigger a burglar alarm with a fast food taco thrown at high speed from a moving vehicle.