What would you do if you woke up and the world around you had ended? Welcome to my life. That's how it started, leaving me choice but to be thrust forward into a journey of complete and utter nsense, a path that was so ridiculously obscure and ludicrous that any television show or movie would beg me to allow them to use it as a plot for their next big blockbuster. The only thing is: it's true. Contained herein is a tale of Apocalyptic destruction, mind blowing amnesia, and good old fashion American family values. Open this book to read about how the white picket fence gets blown to splinters right before my very eyes. Do I have your sympathy yet?