Klingons need love too. bortaS nlvqu' 'oH bortaS'e'! Bianca Kirkland comes to Las Vegas for a little R&R of the seriously sexy sort. But you kw what they say about best-laid plans...Spurred on by her best pal Gertie, she puts her move on the sculpted hunk o' stud at the end of the bar. Little does she kw, they've met before. Chief of Security Colby James remembers all too well the bombshell who's hitting on him. The way she dissed his younger, less-studly self left him seriously Bianca-burned. Now, he's determined to get even. Fiasco after fiasco plagues Bianca's perfect vacation. First Gertie gets food poisoning. Then Bianca is forced to become a Klingon-and officiate (naked) at a Betazoid wedding. Just when it can't get any worse, she's named Commander of her very own Starfleet vessel. And she discovers she's falling in love. Warning: Interplanetary/racial lovin', mock violence, sarcasm, nuptial nudity.