Redneck Casava After a disastrous marital near-miss Jade Ballard retreats to San Antonio, cutting herself off from the world in general and more specifically a country club lifestyle she longer wants any part of. She takes comfort in food and eventually, the safety of an internet love affair. Miss Soty Pants Rowdy Yates is a semi-reformed womanizer who's leery of long-term entanglements. Until Jade, he never seriously considered anything beyond a Wife-For-A-Night. After months of flirting on the internet the couple meets, only to discover they already kw one ather. Rowdy has always mistaken Jade's shy reserved nature for sbbishness, and Jade has always viewed the woman-loving Rowdy as a Redneck Casava. But the months they spent getting to kw one ather formed an attraction neither can fight. Warning: This book contains cookie consumption, shopping, rants about bras, lost bras, stolen bras, a fake engagement, hawt sexy times, and a soty plus-sized chick who falls hard for her Redneck Casava.