Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 kck-kck jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke...for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it. What's brown and sticky?A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave?Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers?No, they eat the fingers separately.
The Bathroom Readers' Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market--Throne Sitters--and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces. They are based in Ashland, Oregon, and San Diego, California.