Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little book with the silliest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers--all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here's a sampling: Q. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?A. He had guts. Q. What did the lips say to the eyes?A. Between you and me, something smells. Q. Why did all of the students eat their homework?A. The teacher said the questions were a piece of cake.
Portable Press is a tight-knit group of writers, researchers, and editors who are responsible for some of the publishing industry's most popular non-fiction trivia and facts books. Aside from creating the fan-favorite Uncle John's Bathroom Reader series (more than 16 million books in print since 1988), the Portable Press team also specializes in regional and kids' titles, plus gift books, activity books, and whatever else strikes their fancy.