This isn't your ordinary wine pairing book--this is wine pairing for the weary parent! Did your daughter just get out of bed for the twelfth time to ask for a glass of water? We've got the perfect rose for your sanity. Did your son just have a meltdown in the middle of the grocery store? We've got a Pit for your pain. Has your child's math homework left you in a state of total depression? Try a Syrah to get you out of that funk. Whine includes fifty perfect pairings to match your child's perfectly rotten behavior! You'll also discover the best ways to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew (hint: use a shoe). As a bonus, each wine featured in the book comes with a sticker, so every time you sample a wine to match a rotten behavior, go ahead and add it to the Periodic Table of W(h)ine that folds out of the book. The sticker groupings will help you determine if your child has behavior problems, attitude problems, or just plain bad DNA! So whether you like your juice from the glass, the bottle, or the box, this is the perfect book to wine your way through the joys of day-to-day parenting.
Jennifer Todryk is the sarcastic redhead behind the popular parenting blog Life as a Rambling Redhead. She had only been blogging for seven weeks when her post, Top 6 Wines That Pair Best with Your Child's Crappy Behavior, went viral. She lives in Dallas, Texas, with her husband, two child-beasts, and a master's degree in sarcasm.