Author Biography
David Boyne has failed at everything he has tried. A partial list includes failing at parenting, marriage, college, gainful employment, buying low and selling high, mixing red wine with tequila, riding a bicycle across America, playing drums in a blues-rock band, and staying perpendicularly tangential to the gutter. At one time he considered becoming a better person. But when told identity theft was illegal, he abandoned the idea. He has lived in Connecticut, Florida, Maine, Rhode Island, Oregon, Manhattan, San Francisco and South Park. He now lives in the Center of the Unknown Universe. (Some people call it Southern California.) When not writing about his failings, or boldly staring into Space, or scheming for Total World Domination, he exposes himself in public at DavidBoyne.com
