Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.' Billy Connolly If you love Loch Ness and are partial to a blast of the bagpipes, you'll savour these hilarious quips and quotes from such celebrated characters as Billy Connolly, Chic Murray and Robert Louis Stevenson. From Dumfries to Dundee and from Glen Coe to Glasgow, Scottish Wit showcases the funniest wisecracks and one-liners from the land of the brave.