I think the Rorschach family next door look lovely, but my flatmate thinks they look like church-burning Satanists. Weird. I just killed a mouse. It was a copy-cat murder. My friend said he'd give me GBP100 if I did a bungee jump. I wasn't falling for that. Since 2011, the mysterious figure known only as Sixth Form Poet has attracted over 50,000 followers on Twitter with his witty and pun-laden jokes and observations on modern life. This collection brings together the best of his pithy one-liners and whimsical poems, brought to life with Tom McLaughlin's quirky illustrations. Dive into Sixth Form Poet's world after all, as he says, 'It would be so cool if I had lots of fans.' The Sixth Form Poet has already tickled the sides of big names such as Dara O'Briain, Richard Herring, Sarah Millican, Graham Linehan, Chris Addison, Emma Kennedy, Jennifer Saunders, Richard Bacon, Al Murray, Tim Lovejoy, Omid Djalili, Mark Watson, Dave Gorman, David Schneider and David O'Doherty, who all follow him on Twitter. Feature ideas: One man's anonymous bid to tickle the nation The speedy rise and influence of Twitter The Sixth Form Poet in search of the perfect joke What does it mean to be a Twitter celebrity? The rising stars of Twitter: people who make us LOL Twitter as a means of entry to the competitive world of professional comedy Retweeted right to the top how social networks can (as well as destroy) reputations Check out his Twitter feed now for a good old chuckle or even a full-blown LOL that will brighten up even the dreariest of winter afternoons: @sixthformpoet