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Here's Your Sign! by Bill Engvall (Paperback / softback, 2005)

Stupid people are everywhere! Last summer, says Bill Engvall, I got a flat tire and pulled into a gas station lot. The attendant walked out, looked at the tire, and asked, 'Tire go flat?' I kept a straight face and replied, 'No, I was driving down the road when all of a sudden those other three just swelled right up on me.' Without batting an eyelash, he dded his head and said, 'Yep. The heat'll do that.' What else could I say? I just reached intomy briefcase and handed him his very own Stupid sign. For the first time in print, here are more than 200 classic Here's Your Sign jokes―along with silly product warnings and some favorite family stories. Bill's hilarious look at the ridiculous things people say and do will keep you laughing. I was carrying out a bag of garbage the other day and my neighbor yelled across the fence, Are you taking out the trash? I said, No, I'm going to feed our pet rats. Here's your sign! After fishing with a buddy, we pulled our boat into the dock and lifted out this big string of fish. A guy on the dock asked, Y'all catch all them fish? I said, Nope. We talked them into giving up. Here's your sign!

Illustrator(s)
Bill Ross
Content Note
Illustrations
Out-Of-Print Date
13/12/2015
Author(s)
Bill Engvall
Date of Publication
29/09/2005
Format Details
Unsewn / Adhesive Bound, Trade Paperback (US), Trade Paperback (US) ,Unsewn / Adhesive Bound
Subject
Humour: Collections & General
Imprint
Rutledge Hill Press
Country of Publication
United States

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