Nobody. Calls me. CHCKEN.

Sometimes it’s just what’s for dinner, or sometimes it’s an added storyline in the Back To The Future trilogy that seemed to come out of nowhere. Other times, it might mean wearing a clucked-out costume and flapping your flappy-bird wings about while you do the funky chicken. Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah *clap clap clap clap*. But whatever you do, don't get in a fight with anyone dressed up like Peter Griffin. Haven’t you heard that bird is the word?


The chicken dinner is up to you, if you want to dress up like a giant bird for whatever reason, there’s plenty of different styles to choose from. There’s a whole brood of different chicken costume styles available, some cute, some wacky, some realistic, and some just downright ridiculous. Just make sure you stay away from any fast food restaurants or you may get deep fried and turned into a huge 12 pack of chicken nuggets. With sweet n sour sauce, of course.

These chicken costumes are all clucking crazy and more than ideal for your next dress up party, consisting of a full body suit with a chicken hood or mask, with a tail and big orange feet with leg covers. From talons to beak to chicken wings, these chicken costumes are all designed to stand out and made to last. You won’t need to cross the road to get to the other side in any of these cheep cheep and cheery chicken costumes, and you certainly won't squawk at the price or the quality of the avian ensembles either.

Shop the wide variety of man sized chicken costumes available today on eBay and get ready to be the life of the party cause after all, everything tastes like you.

Have a cluckity-cluck-cluck day, Hugo.