Reviews?"Mollen is the voice behind @jennyandteets, which is chock-full of potty humor, sexual innuendo, and bad behavior. If you like this kind of thing -- which I do -- you'll inhale her memoir like an illegal substance (which the author has also likely inhaled at one time or another). Sharp, saucy, and mildly disturbing, she reminds me of a young, psychotic Nora Ephron." --New York Magazine's Vulture "Jenny Mollen is hovering only slightly above sanity, which is the one quality I require in order to be friends with a mother. This hysterical circus of a book reminds me why we're friends." --CHELSEA HANDLER, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Uganda Be Kidding Me "With her incomparable wit and acidic wisdom, Jenny now turns her signature perspective to the most terrifying of feminine terrain: motherhood. And with a generous helping of demented antics and just enough vulnerability to make you cry, she'll have every complicated woman thinking they just might be up for the job. Lord help us all." --LENA DUNHAM, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Not That Kind of Girl "I kind of can't believe Jenny Mollen is an actual person and not a character -- she's biting, hilarious, surprising, over sharing, and relatable." --ANDY COHEN, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Andy Cohen Diaries "Raunchy, witty, whip-smart fun. Jenny Mollen is the girl your mother warned you about." --JENNIFER WEINER, New York Times bestselling author of Who Do You Love? "The wild, wonderful Jenny Mollen unleashes her life story... Proof that life is often stranger and always funnier than fiction." --PIPER KERMAN, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Orange Is The New Black, "Jenny makes all of us moms wanna be more creative! Her humor and inventiveness are such a winning combination. I love this amazing method of edible food art she has brought to life. It makes us all smile and cheer." -- Drew Barrymore "Jenny's innovative and tasty recipes are a gift to parents and little ones, wrapped up lovingly in sardonic humor. Her approach to nourishing her kids is relatable and clever, and I can't wait to try her tricks to broaden my own little dicta - tors' culinary horizons! Wish me luck!" -- Kristen Bell "With her signature cool-mom vibes and boundless wit, Jenny spares us the daily struggles and tackles our most tyrannically tough customer's taste buds with meals that are inventive, easy, and will actually be eaten! As a mom of four, I love Dictator Lunches for the way it approaches nutritious, delicious food with plenty of creativity and laughs--so that even if we lose a few I-hate-broccoli battles, we may ultimately win the (happily adventurous, healthy eater) war!" -- Daphne Oz
Dewey Edition23
Dewey Decimal641.5083
SynopsisPack lunch with this fun and creative cookbook of lunchbox ideas and healthy recipes to please even your pickiest eater--from Jenny Mollen, the Instagram personality behind @dictatorlunches! "Jenny makes all of us moms wanna be more creative! Her humor and inventiveness are such a winning combination. I love this amazing method of edible food art she has brought to life. It makes us all smile and cheer." -- Drew Barrymore Lighthearted cooking with a heavy dose of love Any parent will tell you that raising dictators... errr, children ... can be challenging. Thankfully Jenny Mollen of @dictatorlunches takes the power struggle out of mealtime with this inspired collection of 40 recipes, from filling breakfasts to healthy snacks, dinners, and desserts--with a special emphasis on solving the age-old problem of school lunch. Dictator Lunches will soon become your secret weapon in the kitchen. Mollen shares her foolproof method for packing winning lunches along with easy-to-master techniques that will transform ordinary ingredients into adorable edible art, like Strawberry Actresses, Cucumber Penguins, and Rice Pandas. With her trademark playfulness and whimsy, Mollen turns meals into feasts fit for any autocrat, no matter how demanding, featuring: Insta-ready Avocado Toast Better Than Alphabet Cookies Logs. They Aren't Just for Ants Anymore Fruit-juiced Gummy Worms in Granola soil Healthy Chocolate-Peanut Butter Cups on a Stick Complete with international dishes for your jet-setting tyrant like Amateur Hour Japchae, Curry Chicken, and Coconut Rice and Beans, and holiday-themed boxes with Reindeer Celery Sticks, Baruch Atah Adon-Applesauce, and Spinach Frankenstein Quesadillas, Dictator Lunches has you covered for every meal, every holiday, and any dictator's whim.