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How Not to Become a Little Old Lady

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Item specifics

Condition
Brand new: A new, unread, unused book in perfect condition with no missing or damaged pages. See the ...
ISBN
9780740722134

About this product

Product Identifiers

Publisher
Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN-10
0740722131
ISBN-13
9780740722134
eBay Product ID (ePID)
2009299

Product Key Features

Book Title
How Not to Become a Little Old Lady
Number of Pages
144 Pages
Language
English
Publication Year
2002
Topic
Life Stages / Later Years, Form / Anecdotes & Quotations, Aging, Form / Jokes & Riddles
Illustrator
Yes
Genre
Family & Relationships, Self-Help, Humor
Author
Mary Mchugh
Format
Trade Paperback

Dimensions

Item Height
0.5 in
Item Weight
6.3 Oz
Item Length
6.2 in
Item Width
6.1 in

Additional Product Features

Intended Audience
Trade
LCCN
2001-053541
Dewey Edition
21
Dewey Decimal
305.26
Synopsis
You can be little, and you can be old, but that doesn't mean you have to be a little old lady. We've all seen her. She's hunched forward, her blue hair is tucked neatly under a plastic rain bonnet, she's clutching expired coupons, and she's discussing her latest health problems over lunch. She's a little old lady . . . and she's coming your way at 2 m.p.h. Little old ladies have elastic waistbands on all their slacks. They save rubber bands, remember 15-cent McDonald's hamburgers, and have never seen a public rest room that was clean enough. How Not to Become a Little Old Lady is for any woman who is proud to have escaped little old ladyhood, and it's the perfect, lighthearted gift to give women in danger of slipping into those awful little old lady tendencies. The charming illustrations from Adrienne Hartman perfectly capture the senior syndrome. Say good-bye to little old ladies who pass off their liver spots as beauty marks and say hello to this fresh and fun gift book., We've all seen her. She's hunched forward, her blue hair is tucked neatly under a plastic rain bonnet, she's clutching expired coupons, and she's discussing her latest health problems over lunch. She's a little old lady . . . and she's coming your way at 2 m.p.h. Little old ladies have elastic waistbands on all their slacks. They save rubber bands, remember 15-cent McDonald's hamburgers, and have never seen a public rest room that was clean enough. How Not to Become a Little Old Lady is for any woman who is proud to have escaped little old ladyhood, and it's the perfect, lighthearted gift to give women in danger of slipping into those awful little old lady tendencies. The charming illustrations from Adrienne Hartman perfectly capture the senior syndrome. Say good-bye to little old ladies who pass off their liver spots as beauty marks and say hello to this fresh and fun gift book.
LC Classification Number
HQ1061M3762 2002
As told to
Hartman, Adriene

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    The post office lost the item . The seller was very happy to communicate with me about the situation. The seller refunded my money . I will most definitely do business with this seller again.
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    The shipping was very quick and the packaging was excellent, keeping all disks safe and secure. It was exactly as described, still wrapped in plastic, and was the best price for item... a great value!
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    Item arrived quickly and was well packed. The description of the item’s condition wasn’t totally accurate but seller refunded some of the purchase price. Reasonable and responsive seller, would buy from again.

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  • Ok, but fairly typical quotes, etc.

    It's a small book of sayings that are somewhat funny but typical. I read the whole thing in a matter of minutes. I'll pass it along to someone else for a quick comic relief moment but I can't say I'd highly recommend it.

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-ownedSold by: second.sale

  • Adorable Book

    This book is adorable! I am enjoying reading it.

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-ownedSold by: bluevasemarketplace

  • Perfect for what’s presented

    It is very funny. Sent one to my friend and another friend sent one to her mother. It’s important to laugh, especially now and this book succeeds in a big way.

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-ownedSold by: thrift.books

  • Yikes I’m that old?

    Cute book that makes fun of growing older

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-ownedSold by: worldofbooksusa

  • funny

    good read

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-ownedSold by: second.sale