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Sh*t My Dad Says Low Price by Justin Halpern - HarperCollins (2010, Hardcover)
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- Narrative Type
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- ISBN
- 9780062073402
- EAN
- 9780062073402
- Publication Year
- 2010
- Format
- Compact Disc
- Language
- English
- Book Title
- Sh*T My Dad Says Low Price
- Publisher
- HarperCollins
- Genre
- Humor
- Topic
- Form / Anecdotes & Quotations, General, Topic / Language
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After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: "That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them." "Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking." "The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two." Almost two million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
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Publisher
HarperCollins
ISBN-10
0062073400
ISBN-13
9780062073402
eBay Product ID (ePID)
99657223
Product Key Features
Publication Year
2010
Topic
Form / Anecdotes & Quotations, General, Topic / Language
Book Title
Sh*T My Dad Says Low Price
Language
English
Genre
Humor
Format
Compact Disc
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Item Height
0.6in
Item Length
5in
Item Weight
4.8 Oz
Item Width
5.8in
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Intended Audience
Trade
Dewey Edition
22
Dewey Decimal
081
Edition Description
Unabridged Edition
Number of Pages
128 Pages
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- 31 Aug, 2012
Touching stories of adolesence under an intense Dad. Beware! Lots of Sh*t!
- 06 Apr, 2012
great book on CD
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