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Sh*t My Dad Says Low Price by Justin Halpern - HarperCollins (2010, Hardcover)

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Item specifics

Condition
Like new: A book that looks new but has been read. Cover has no visible wear, and the dust jacket ...
Narrative Type
Nonfiction
ISBN
9780062073402

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Product Identifiers

Publisher
HarperCollins
ISBN-10
0062073400
ISBN-13
9780062073402
eBay Product ID (ePID)
99657223

Product Key Features

Topic
Form / Anecdotes & Quotations, General, Topic / Language
Publication Year
2010
Book Title
Sh*T My Dad Says Low Price
Language
English
Genre
Humor
Author
Justin Halpern
Format
Compact Disc

Dimensions

Item Height
0.6 In.
Item Length
5 In.
Item Width
5.8 In.
Item Weight
4.8 Oz

Additional Product Features

Intended Audience
Trade
Dewey Edition
22
Dewey Decimal
081
Edition Description
Unabridged edition
Synopsis
After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: "That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them." "Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking." "The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two." Almost two million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
Number of Pages
128 pages

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