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How to Get Abducted by UFO Aliens: A Short and Stubby Guide to Having Sex with E
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- ISBN
- 9781492234067
- Book Title
- How to Get Abducted by Ufo Aliens : a Short and Stubby Guide to Having Sex with Extraterrestrials
- Publisher
- CreateSpace
- Item Length
- 9 in
- Publication Year
- 2013
- Format
- Trade Paperback
- Language
- English
- Item Height
- 0.1 in
- Genre
- Humor
- Topic
- Form / Parodies
- Item Weight
- 3 Oz
- Item Width
- 6 in
- Number of Pages
- 26 Pages
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So you want to sleep with an alien? You're a brave (read stupid) soul, but if you could film your encounter and post it on your porno site and send us a link, we would be eternally busy ... I mean grateful. You'd be providing valuable sights ... insights that is, to science. And hey, you'll be out enjoying the night life and zipping around in a saucer (unless the aliens can't land because they're busy servicing your needs). Aliens have been sleeping with mankind throughout history. If you don't believe me, watch the History Channel. However, just because Cleopatra got the clap from some alien dude, doesn't mean you shouldn't reap the rewards of the aliens' many millennia spent studying and satisfying the human race. But which aliens are the best in bed (or in the woods, or in the saucer, or well, you know...)? Everyone knows the Gray aliens are masters with power tools, but how are the Nordics in the sack? What should you never do if you're bent over for Bigfoot? How do you attract a Mothman, and what do you do if more than one of them arrives looking to hook up with you? These are some of the most important questions in all of history. Well, in all of today. Well, in all of the time you've spent reading this description. So if you want to hook up with some horny alien pervs, click the buy button and read about how to turn on an Andromedan. Don't miss out on your chance to make your missing time into the best times of your life.
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CreateSpace
ISBN-10
1492234060
ISBN-13
9781492234067
eBay Product ID (ePID)
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Product Key Features
Book Title
How to Get Abducted by Ufo Aliens : a Short and Stubby Guide to Having Sex with Extraterrestrials
Number of Pages
26 Pages
Language
English
Publication Year
2013
Topic
Form / Parodies
Genre
Humor
Format
Trade Paperback
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Item Height
0.1 in
Item Weight
3 Oz
Item Length
9 in
Item Width
6 in
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