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Garden Gnomes, Broken Bones and Catacombs by Algol Von Loki (English) Paperback

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Brand new: A new, unread, unused book in perfect condition with no missing or damaged pages. See the ...
ISBN-13
9781517092085
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ISBN
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Product Identifiers

Publisher
CreateSpace
ISBN-10
1517092086
ISBN-13
9781517092085
eBay Product ID (ePID)
236864216

Product Key Features

Book Title
Garden Gnomes, Broken Bones and Catacombs
Number of Pages
58 Pages
Language
English
Topic
American / General
Publication Year
2015
Genre
Poetry
Author
Algol Loki
Format
Trade Paperback

Dimensions

Item Height
0.1 in
Item Weight
5 oz
Item Length
9 in
Item Width
6 in

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Intended Audience
Trade
Synopsis
Have you ever sat there and thought, "I bet I could be a poet." and then you started writing a poem, looked at it with self satisfaction, got up to go take a shit and when you returned to your seat you realized you left the wrong turd in the toilet? I did that about a hyperbolic billion some-odd times. What resulted was this small helping of mediocrity you see before you. I bet you're feeling pretty superior at this moment. Well, DON'T You haven't published a goddamned thing, and most of you never wrote anything after giving up that first poem. So show a little respect for my bravery and persistence and buy my book. Besides, it's almost as cheap as toilet paper., Have you ever sat there and thought, "I bet I could be a poet." and then you started writing a poem, looked at it with self satisfaction, got up to go take a shit and when you returned to your seat you realized you left the wrong turd in the toilet? I did that about a hyperbolic billion some-odd times. What resulted was this small helping of mediocrity you see before you. I bet you're feeling pretty superior at this moment. Well, DON'T! You haven't published a goddamned thing, and most of you never wrote anything after giving up that first poem. So show a little respect for my bravery and persistence and buy my book. Besides, it's almost as cheap as toilet paper.

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