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I Could Pee on This : And Other Poems by Cats by Francesco Marciuliano (2012, Hardcover)
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Product Identifiers
PublisherChronicle Books
ISBN-101452110581
ISBN-139781452110585
eBay Product ID (ePID)114204416
Product Key Features
Book TitleI Could Pee on this : and Other Poems by Cats
Number of Pages112 Pages
LanguageEnglish
Publication Year2012
TopicPoetry / Humorous, Form / Limericks & Verse, Subjects & Themes / Nature, Humorous / General
IllustratorYes
GenrePoetry, Fiction, Juvenile Nonfiction, Humor
AuthorFrancesco Marciuliano
FormatHardcover
Dimensions
Item Height0.6 in
Item Weight8.8 Oz
Item Length6.2 in
Item Width4.6 in
Additional Product Features
Intended AudienceTrade
LCCN2011-053152
Dewey Edition23
Reviews"Cats. They pee on our clothes, bang on our doors all night (and refuse to come in when we open it for them), and turn Christmas trees into their personal jungle gyms. So what goes through their heads? This book of poems written from the perspective of a destructive house cat attempts to answer these mysteries. It's the ideal gift for someone with a fuzzy ball of destruction of their own at home." -MentalFloss-- -, "perfectly captures the odd, sweet, and sometimes sassy minds of our feline companions." Tails Magazine, "With poems like 'Who Is That On Your Lap,' 'Nudge' and 'Kneel Before Me,' this quirky book will surely induce laughter and whimsical from all who decide to delve into its poetry." -Trend Hunter, "perfectly captures the odd, sweet, and sometimes sassy minds of our feline companions." Tails Magazine-- -, "Cats. They pee on our clothes, bang on our doors all night (and refuse to come in when we open it for them), and turn Christmas trees into their personal jungle gyms. So what goes through their heads? This book of poems written from the perspective of a destructive house cat attempts to answer these mysteries. It's the ideal gift for someone with a fuzzy ball of destruction of their own at home." -MentalFloss, "Poems by cats? Honestly? Yes."I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats' once opened, is as evil as an evil little book can get. It went from desk to desk to desk here at The Post, clawing anyone who's had or known a feline into its silly spell and sucking precious tens of minutes into its hairy vortex. In four cat-egories - family, work, play, and existence - Francesco Marciuliano (writer of the comic strip "Sally Forth") has given voice to cats' 'every desire, their every conflict, their every epiphany.' Also why they'll put an entire paw in your wine glass when you have a date over." - The Denver Post-- -, "Francesco Marciuliano has collected poems by cats into a hilarious little book. From expressing their love for dead mice to pulling over Christmas trees, cats reveal their genius and neuroses" Shelf Awareness, "With poems like 'Who Is That On Your Lap,' 'Nudge' and 'Kneel Before Me,' this quirky book will surely induce laughter and whimsical from all who decide to delve into its poetry." -Trend Hunter-- -, "Francesco Marciuliano has collected poems by cats into a hilarious little book. From expressing their love for dead mice to pulling over Christmas trees, cats reveal their genius and neuroses" Shelf Awareness-- -, "Poems by cats? Honestly? Yes."I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats' once opened, is as evil as an evil little book can get. It went from desk to desk to desk here at The Post, clawing anyone who's had or known a feline into its silly spell and sucking precious tens of minutes into its hairy vortex. In four cat-egories - family, work, play, and existence - Francesco Marciuliano (writer of the comic strip "Sally Forth") has given voice to cats' 'every desire, their every conflict, their every epiphany.' Also why they'll put an entire paw in your wine glass when you have a date over." - The Denver Post
Dewey Decimal811/.6
SynopsisAnimal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends., The internationally bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry that set off a trend of feline funniness! Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical poetry book reveals kitties at their wackiest and most exasperating (but always lovable). IDEAL CAT GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: For that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life, this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with their pet. COMIC GEMS FOR ADULTS: The sublimely funny jokes within these poems will appeal to men and women of all ages but some of the kitty authors' language may be a bit salty for kids. MINI COFFEE TABLE BOOK: Enchant visitors with this hand-held volume of the best cat poetry sure to delight book lovers and humor enthusiasts alike. Perfect for: Cat ladies, cat gentlemen, and anyone who aspires to visit CatCon one day Fans of dad jokes, Shel Silverstein books and other funny poem writers, and bad kitty behavior in general Go-to gift for birthday, holiday, anniversary, Mother's Day for cat moms, Father's Day for cat dads, or pet adoption congratulations
LC Classification NumberPS3613.A7348C68 2012
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- 08 Aug, 2019
Really Is Written By Cats.. sort of.
So over time I've sort of burned out on books supposedly written from a cat's point of view. This one is different. It take sno imagination at all to think one of my cats actually did write this. it's hilarious and actually gives a lot on insight into the way cats think. In this case? I bought a number of extra copies for my cat friendly friends.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 31 Dec, 2019
CATS SPEAK OUT
CATS speak out! The author really knows cats. Looks at cats from their own perspective and entertains us with her acumen. Humorous and realistic. It gives us a view through the eyes of our furry friends, and an accurate one.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 23 Feb, 2021
The Title is Clever and Fits the Content of this Book Perfectly
This is a very cleverly-written book. Any person who has ever owned and spent quality time with a cat should enjoy this author's "tounge-in-cheek" type of humor. It is a lot of fun to read.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 10 Nov, 2017
Hilarious!
I found this book in a store, read a few pages in the car, and immediately went back and bought the only other copy. Then I bought several copies on EBAY. I am giving a copy to each of my kids (they all have cats), and several of my friends. I am also going to mark pages with cat names we have known, loved, been driven crazy by. I highly recommend this book to anyone who has a cat or wants a cat.Verified purchase: YesCondition: New
- 18 Feb, 2016
Humor comes in a fur coat
I first saw this book on the coffee table at my therapist's office. While waiting to see her, I opened "I Could Pee on This" and began laughing out loud. The pictures are adorable and the poetry is spot on about cat-titudes. I gave this book to a new cat owner and my husband gave another to his sister who is plagued by a cat who will pee on anything, any time, any where.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 03 Jan, 2019
I connect with it emotionally.
The text can make me breakout laughing and move me to tears. It has great appropiate photos. I'm glad that it is hard cover, because it will be read over and over.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 27 Sep, 2016
It's the cat's meow!!!
I bought the book as a gift for my niece, but had to read it before I gave it to her. It was so funny, and I could just see my cats, Lucy and Cassie, in most of them. It's just a fun book of poems.!Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 05 Feb, 2017
A must-have
This sweetly funny and easy-to-read book of poems puts the reader into the mind of a cat with each short poem 'explaining' why cats do what they do. I laughed at almost every page and ended up giving it as a birthday gift to my granddaughter as a birthday present. It's an endearing little treasure that reminded me of Paul Gallico's "The Silent Miaow".Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 07 Feb, 2024
Funny poems and adorable cat photos!
The book has several funny poems accompanied by cute pictures of cats! I bought this book for my nieces because they love cats, there are a few poems with slightly saucy language, which could be an issue for parents with young children, but my nieces are going to love it. :)Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- 29 Aug, 2018
FUNNY (In a good way)
Very Funny in an animal kinda way. Got it as a gift to my boyfriend who loves cats..... He loves the book!! I think this book has found his "home"!!!!!!!! My book came the day before my bofriend hut 100 days with n nicotine.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
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