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BrandgetDigital
MPNTGE5A7
GTIN4260228964072
UPC4260228964072
eBay Product ID (ePID)1638000617
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- 24 Nov, 2016
Unicorn Meat - it's more wow than Sham-wow!
What a lovely, deliciously textured and sumptuous meat! Goes down and comes out like a greased oyster. You could try the dreamy unicorn beurre noisette, unicorn chasseur, Szechuan unicorn or fricassee unicorn. It's so versatile, it makes a boss jerk unicorn, totally rates in a mole sauce or my favourite - Schwenker unicorn - finger lickin' good. In fact it's so good, it even does the dishes and cleans up afterwards - it's THAT magical! It's the multipurpose meat that's a protein with a hefty wack of fibre, all at once. Nothing's better than that freshly flushed out feeling of a unicorn glitter enema, if you're a bit of a strainer with a few bunches of grapes on board. You'll feel lighter afterwards and your eyes will appear closer together. It's a miracle on the old colon AND you get to poop rainbows too! Rush out and gets yours today kidz!Verified purchase: YesCondition: New
