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Never Slow Dance with a Zombie by E. Van Lowe (2009, Trade Paperback)
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Product Identifiers
PublisherDoherty Associates, LLC, Tom & Co
ISBN-100765320401
ISBN-139780765320407
eBay Product ID (ePID)72466364
Product Key Features
Book TitleNever Slow Dance with a Zombie
Number of Pages256 Pages
LanguageEnglish
TopicFantasy / General, Fantasy & Magic, School & Education, General, Social Themes / Friendship
Publication Year2009
GenreJuvenile Fiction, Young Adult Fiction
AuthorE. Van Lowe
FormatTrade Paperback
Dimensions
Item Height0.6 in
Item Weight8.1 Oz
Item Length8.5 in
Item Width5.5 in
Additional Product Features
Intended AudienceYoung Adult Audience
LCCN2009-016704
Dewey Edition22
Grade FromEighth Grade
Grade ToTwelfth Grade
Dewey Decimal[Fic]
SynopsisRomy and Michelle's High School Reunion meets Night of the Living Dead in this laugh-out-loud debut YA novel by Emmy Award-nominated TV writer E. Van Lowe Principal Taft's 3 Simple Rules for Surviving a Zombie Uprising: Rule #1: While in the halls, walk slowly and wear a vacant expression on your face. Zombies won't attack other zombies. Rule #2: Never travel alone. Move in packs. Follow the crowd. Zombies detest blatant displays of individuality. Rule #3: If a zombie should attack, do not run. Instead, throw raw steak at to him. Zombies love raw meat. This display of kindness will go a long way. On the night of her middle school graduation, Margot Jean Johnson wrote a high school manifesto detailing her goals for what she was sure would be a most excellent high school career. She and her best friend, Sybil, would be popular and, most important, have boyfriends. Three years later, they haven't accomplished a thing! Then Margot and Sybil arrive at school one day to find that most of the student body has been turned into flesh-eating zombies. When kooky Principal Taft asks the girls to coexist with the zombies until the end of the semester, they realize that this is the perfect opportunity to live out their high school dreams. All they have to do is stay alive.... "An unabashedly silly send-up of paranormal romance novels." - Strange Horizons, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion meets Night of the Living Dead in this laugh-out-loud debut YA novel by Emmy Award-nominated TV writer E. Van Lowe Principal Taft's 3 Simple Rules for Surviving a Zombie Uprising: Rule #1: While in the halls, walk slowly and wear a vacant expression on your face. Zombies won't attack other zombies. Rule #2: Never travel alone. Move in packs. Follow the crowd. Zombies detest blatant displays of individuality. Rule #3: If a zombie should attack, do not run. Instead, throw raw steak at to him. Zombies love raw meat. This display of kindness will go a long way. On the night of her middle school graduation, Margot Jean Johnson wrote a high school manifesto detailing her goals for what she was sure would be a most excellent high school career. She and her best friend, Sybil, would be popular and, most important, have boyfriends. Three years later, they haven't accomplished a thing Then Margot and Sybil arrive at school one day to find that most of the student body has been turned into flesh-eating zombies. When kooky Principal Taft asks the girls to coexist with the zombies until the end of the semester, they realize that this is the perfect opportunity to live out their high school dreams. All they have to do is stay alive.... "An unabashedly silly send-up of paranormal romance novels." - Strange Horizons
LC Classification NumberPZ7.V2749Ne 2009
