A handy guide for anyone who wishes to sound pompous, affected and self-obsessed, especially in the alternative, eco-friendly or mind-body-spirit realms. A hilarious antidote to self-developers and social media geeks; a no-holds-barred parody of those navel-gazers and karmic sojourners who may just be taking themselves a little too seriously. Sample entries: * Beaverweaver: Male who poses as a shaman purely in order to pick up women. * Macroneurotics: An obscure food cult and eating disorder, which came to the West from Japan in the nineteen-fifties and gained a considerable following among reformed drug dealers in the USA. Macroneurotics holds that food is the only important thing in the Universe. The three main foods, held to be able to create total health, happiness, success, fulfilment and enlightenment, are brown rice with miso soup, brown rice with seaweed and brown rice on its own. * Mistake: There isn't any such thing as a mistake - there are only 'learning experiences'.
Product Identifiers
Publisher
Kaminn Media Ltd
ISBN-13
9781844095834
eBay Product ID (ePID)
113039342
Product Key Features
Author
Gerry Thompson
Publication Name
Astral Sex-Zen Tea Bags: an Illustrated New Age Spoofapedia