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Fart-O-Christmas Ho Ho Ho Epic Christmas Farts: Fart Countdown Christmas Calendar by Timmie Guzzmann (Paperback / softback, 2013)

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FULL COLOR VERSION Here's what readers are saying about this hilarious Fart Book series: I got this for my niece, who splits her likes between boy & girl genres. She loved it! I adore hearing her giggles when I read to her. This is a good kid's book for the 5-10 year old age group. Good illustrations, very cute. Your kids will enjoy it! It's been a crazy holiday for Timmie Guzzmann because recently so many stable factors of his life have been changing for him. He just recently found out about his own fart powers (yes he somehow turned from a rmal boy into a fart boy!) that somehow must have been transmitted over to him via some weird transformation techlogies, aliens, or some other extraterrestrial and/or unhuman powers. Timmie assumes that this event is somehow connected to his winning streak during the fart skateboard competition where El Ninjo, his farty dog, was still the one who made the skateboarding powered by Ninja Farts a reality. They won the skateboard competition around the globe because of El Ninjo's Ninja Fart Powers. Timmie remembers a weird dream that he experienced during this competition and somehow his dreams became reality. Who kws maybe El Ninjo is transmitting the powers over to him which is a pretty scary thought because that would make El Ninjo a n unearthly dog! All Timmie kws is that this must have happened in China or Tokio where the universal energies of Martial Arts kept hitting him the most. Anyways, this is material is reserved for a future fart story because all Timmie Guzzmann can think about right w is the urge to countdown to Christmas day the coolest way he can think of and with his new fart powers. It is t up to him to fully undertand what has happened to him, but he kws that he can control his own destiny with farts for w and this is eugh reason to get creative. All he cares for right w is that some invisible powers must have heard his prayers and made his dreams and wishes become a crazy reality for him. Timmie is w the farting star and this fact is all he is really interested in. What better time than Christmas is there to finally be able to share his farty fantasies and disastrous Christmas fart moments! Timing is perfect and Timmie is letting all his creative fart fantasies out of the sack. In this holiday edition, he is turning his creativity into a cheerful holiday fart spirit sparkle that is loaded and packed with funny, disgusting, deadly, disastrous, lethal, epic, pungent, devilish, and hellish Christmas fart moments and recipes. Don't worry he has even stuffed some real sweeeeeeet and sugar coated Christmas fart surprises in Santa's sack as well! The funniest thing about these Christmas Countdown fart surprises is this. As Christmas day approaches, Timmie is intensifying and tuning up the quality of his fart results (in terms of smelliness and sound!) Even a newcomer to farts will get it and kw that Christmas actually hit! Timmie won't give you more hints because he does t want to ruin the fun for everybody: Here is just a short snapshot of the fart doors that you'll want to open on each new December day and as you are counting down to Christmas day! You'll laugh as you discover the following count down to Christmas day moments: * Christmas Countdown Fart 7: Not For The Faint Of Heart * Christmas Countdown Fart 9: Pumpernickel Pungent Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 11: Ziplock Bag Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 22: Epic Sorbitol Christmas Mints * Christmas Countdown Fart 24: The Pringle Timebomb and 20 more... This holiday countdown calendar contains 25 hilarious illustrations and a sparkle of bottom burping Christmas fart surprises. You and your kids will laugh your Christmas stockings off! Buy today because you'll never kw when the prize will go up! Click the big button at the top of the page to start counting down to Christmas the Timmie's way...

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Publisher
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN-10
1494306875
ISBN-13
9781494306878
eBay Product ID (ePID)
189812701

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Author
Timmie Guzzmann
Format
Paperback / Softback, Trade Paperback (US) ,Unsewn / Adhesive Bound
Language
English
Topic
Children's Fiction

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Colour Illustrations
Date of Publication
28/11/2013
Country of Publication
United States

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