Happy and Glorious! It s the Queen s ufficial birthday, and one has bought her a present. Not the Prime Minister, t the Treasurer, and t even her lazy Ladies-in-Waiting. All she wants is one small, very cheap present. Just because it has four legs and a tail, that shouldn t put anyone off. Practically Perfect Life in the palace would be so much more peaceful without the Queen (t to mention her faithful Royal Donkey), so the Ladies-in-Waiting decide to marry her off! But where to find a suitable Prince? Because he must, as the Queen points out, be Practically Perfect.