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I Hear Ants: And Other Silly Stories of a Funny Man by Jeff Green (Paperback, 2013)

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Join Jeff as he recalls some of the most memorable events of a nearly thirty year journey through what would seemingly be considered a normal life. Normal that is until Jeff puts his unique spin on each of the forty-eight short stories, making you laugh, sigh, and even cry through each. Each story is a true accounting of what happened, at least in the eyes of the author, who has a sharp eye for detail and a sharper wit. Every story has been written so that it could be read on its own or from front to back weaving a tale that describes tales of everything from his love life to heroism. Typical humorous situations he encounters along the way include: Coincidence and a piece of paper that determined his life's direction; Convincing his teenage daughter that he can hear ants (Yes, she is a blonde); Making chocolate milk; Describing how a loaf of bread and a bottle of coke becomes a wife; Describing the subtle nuances of fine dining and the purpose of a salad fork in a way that could elicit a reaction from the person being taught over ten years later; Stolen cars, burglaries, and drive-by shootings at a nursing home; S.W.A.T. teams; Spiders. The situations encountered on the surface appear to be totally normal but when Jeff gets done with it, you are left laughing, wanting more.

Product Identifiers

Publisher
Outskirts Press
ISBN-13
9781478711445
eBay Product ID (ePID)
148848053

Product Key Features

Book Title
I Hear Ants: and Other Silly Stories of a Funny Man
Author
Jeff Green
Format
Paperback
Language
English
Topic
Memorials, Health
Publication Year
2013
Genre
Humor
Number of Pages
198 Pages

Dimensions

Item Height
229mm
Item Width
152mm
Item Weight
272g

Additional Product Features

Title_Author
Jeff Green

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