Hari has never met a dog he doesn't like...until Coquette moves in. Coquette is: 1) a pug, 2) old, 3) mean, and 4) Hari's personal responsibility. As if dealing with his Bollywood-obsessed little sister, Bonnie, and her insane zombie doll, Walking Wanda, were t eugh, Hari w has to play the role of Recreation Director and Sanitation Assistant to the worst dog on the planet. Worse yet, Dan, the uber-cool guy next door, has the perfect dog. Hari really likes Dan, but Dan is obviously hiding something. Why are grown-ups (and dogs) so hard to understand? Hari better figure stuff out fast, or he'll lose Dan and get stuck with Coquette...forever.