THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, BADASSEST BOOK OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-$#!+ JOKES What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We do taste like chicken! What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. The journalist asked the politician, Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment? Yes, I would, said the politician. The truth is my assistant has a big mouth. A guy walks in on his wife having sex with ather man and says, what the hell are you two doing? His wife turns to her lover and says, I told you he was stupid. How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. If you think joke is too raw as long as it s funnythis is the book for you! This massive collection of laugh-out-loud and totally politically incorrect jokes is sure to have you and your friends rolling in hysterics.